50 creative strategies

We decided to challenge ourselves by coming up with as many one line creative strategies within one hour. 

Wikipedia

God's bible

BBC

Every brit’s homepage

Buckfast Tonic Wine

For an acquired taste. In friends.

 

Command strips

Pictures that last longer than relationships

 

Duct Tape

Serial killers are our most loyal customers

 

Pepsi Max

It’ll do

BIC Lighters

The pyromaniac’s breakup letter

 

Ryan Air

Everybody is equally broke here

 

Ikea

The ultimate relationship test

 

Speedo

For his pleasure. Only.

Doritos

The REAL reason to get a meal deal

Nandos

When your sidepiece wants a date

Snickers

Chocolate covered chocolate

Whiskas

I work hard so my cat doesn’t have to.

Youtube

Teens making more money than you

 

Spanx

A 5 minute bathroom break to decide if you want to go through with it

 

Magners Irish Cider

It must be damn good if the Irish are promoting a cider

 

Lindt

Swiss taste requires swiss prices

London Underground

The loneliest you’ll ever feel in a crowd

Crocs

A distraction from your zits

 

Sims

A crash-course in how to kill people

 

San Diego Zoo

So real, you feel like the animals are visiting you.

 

Halogen Lightbulbs

So bright it shows you everything you don't even want to see

 

Charmin

The softest thing that will ever wipe your ass

 

Kindle

Reading so easy, there’s no excuse now

 

Huawei

All phones are made in China, but this one's actually Chinese

 

GoPro

Proof for insurance at all times

 

Fitbit

To count your steps - and to count your naps

 

Cadbury

A hug from the inside

 

Staples

Too school for cool

 

Pandora (charm bracelet)

Your sister's gifts sorted for the next 5 years

 

Hallmark

Let us do the thinking, you just need to write your name

Dulux

The paint of fresh starts and broken hearts

Colgate

Future teeth insurance

Netflix

The sexiest thought at most nightclubs

British Heart Foundation

Shop because they drop

Eurosport

Better seats than in the stadium

Moonpig

The laziest way to show that you're a good friend

NHS

It’s almost as good as your mom on call

Western Union

THE place to get mugged

Domestos/Glorix bleach

From 50 shades of grey to 1 shade of brilliant white

Sloggi

Undergarments for long-term couples

Knorr bouillon cubes

The quickest way to take a meal from shite to alright

Post office

We might seem outdated, until you need to return that amazon order

Primark

You might not know whether it’s pree or pry, but you know we’re cheap

Sun detergent

The only acceptable time to sniff someone’s clothes

Wagamama

Be cultured without ever leaving the UK

Gordon's gin

The gateway gin

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